Album:
Restmüll

10 HAPPY VACATION

 

 

Happy vacation
we'd like to welcome
with a juicy naive cocktail
as a taste of dreams come true

The world's the biggest deal
without a trace of guilt
we spread our ass and fuck around
and leave behind what's spilt

Pass out some cigarettes
buy'em a few drinks
throw in just a little tip
and don't forget to wink

The finest Buddha statue
straight from a fairy tale
twelve exotic inches
once native now on sale

Picturesque and photogenic
these indian kids are sweet
in their colored rags
those geeks sure like to cheat

Your kicks are guaranteed
for your hard-earned pay
the sky's the only limit
if you're out to play

Days of sex in Bangkock
for just a thousand chips
the shorter the sweeter
on this adventurous trip

Thai chicks to order
who really do it all
yet untouched by tourists' hands
listen to them howl

Coppertone and USA TODAY
and the beach guards watch you play

Happy vacation
we'd like to welcome you
with a juicy native cocktail
as a taste of dreams come true

The world's the biggest deal
without a trace of guilt
we spread our ass and fuck around

(Translated with the help of Tufty Clough)

© 1995

 

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